meat loaf

(Adj) Used to describe an object or event that is particularly impressive or astounding.

Burt: Dude, did you check out my wiked ass scars?

Carl: Yeah man they were pretty meat loaf.

by Bennihanna November 11, 2006

leave loaf

To take a shit.

I'm headed off to the head to leave loaf.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

grandfather loaf

An enormous turd.

"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"

by the Red Raptor April 16, 2014

Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

Stink loaf

When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.

I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.

by babychick&jackjack December 4, 2019

urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety

Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome

by haquefer February 10, 2017