by Bennihanna November 11, 2006

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite
dylan: why didn't you
hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf
dylan:ewwww
dylan: why didn't you
hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf
dylan:ewwww
by jordads February 22, 2008

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.
2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.
2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 7, 2011

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it
Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.
by haquefer February 10, 2017

by NuggetTickler January 30, 2023

Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.
by Chip-Douglas213 December 4, 2020
