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Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!
by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022
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Lane-timidation

A vehicle in the fast lane that aggressively tailgates other vehicles in the fast lane, eventually forcing them to switch lanes.
Why are you just letting that guy go 60 miles per hour in the fast lane?!?!?
Use lane-timidation on that sucker!!!! We've got places to be!!!
by whazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup November 27, 2012
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Crabby Lane

A place for grouchy or ill tempered individuals
Wow Jim! You just took a hard right down Crabby Lane!
by Jusdecs October 1, 2009
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mr lane

Mr lane is such a douche
by The Real Elon Musk December 19, 2021
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jason lane

He is a Fucking gay cunt. He sucks so much dick that even a brothel house could handle that much dick. he claims he is the best at everything but is the biggest cocky guy ever.
by Eagleboys123 March 4, 2017
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Ghetto Lane

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.
Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.
by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014
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Lane tech

A place that is significantly better than Jones where crazy white mother fuckers go to run around doing whatever the seniors dropped a.k.a. meth,weed, and crack cocaine and where dope as fucking nerd kids in the ltac program go to do Xanax
Man Lane tech is so much better than Jones
by LaneKid420 September 7, 2021
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