lioness

A woman older than 60 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A lioness is older than the puma, cougar, and jaguar.

"Be careful bra, your cougar looks more like a lioness!"

by mullaney October 26, 2006

red lion

A complete douche of a Miami Heat fan. Possibly 12 years old, he started following the Heat when they traded for Shaq, but pretends to be a knowledgeable NBA fan. He is also known as having the longest message board signature in the history of the merking internet, complete with incoherent quotes and ramblings.

He was recently OWNED by OrlandoMagic.com message board users after stupidly trying to take all of them on. He was relentlessly pounded for page after page with hilarious pictures and comments. His anger is undoubtedly due to the Magic’s 8 game lead over the Heat a mere 4 weeks into the NBA season

Magic Fans such as Jereth Cutestory, Marc Acres 3:16, DJMase20, Hutchence, Drunk on Mystery, Athena, WPMagic and more, were all in on the action.

(Red Lion) see MiamiHeat.com for more

by djmase20 December 29, 2007

Lion

1. People who seem genuine and nice but they always lie and untruthful to make themselves look better than others. They are usually aggressive when people point out the inconsistency in their stories or call them liars.
2. An orange/brownish color wild cat that has a natural habitat in Africa and India.

1. Jim told everyone he got a 95% on the test. He actually got a 30%. He did the same thing the other day. He told everyone he volunteered, but he was at home playing video games. He is such a lion.
2. The lions I saw in Africa were magnificent.

by ham1n1 December 26, 2017

Paddle Pop lion

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.

Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.

by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010

Lionel Migration

the most lame and annoying word on u.d

"Lionel Migration keeps coming on my screen when i click random word, thats so lame"

by neilo69o October 20, 2008

lionette

Someone (usually a girl) who is cute and friendly, but is still capable of beating the tar out of people, or slightly sadistic, like a young lion.

Yeah, but she's a lionette. Guess how many knives she has on her?

by .steam November 9, 2010

lionshead

A college favorite, Lionshead carries the traditional lion symbol painted on the outside of The Brewery since the early days of brewing in Wilkes-Barre. It is a crisp, clean, easy drinking American lager-pilsner style beer made with the finest American malts, corn, and hops.

Lionshead tasted great when I was drinking it, but I didn't feel like the king of the jungle when I woke up.

by Don Lawson August 31, 2008