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LAPD

London Asshole Po-lice Department. If you're reppin in the LDN, this applies to you, so if you're cruisin around piccadily or edgeware road a bit drunk or high on shisha or whatever and you see a cop car, someone in the car will say in a stupid voice 'its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice Department', get me?, and every will respond with a 'BOOF BOOF!', cos its famblad, family bizniss, pure, safe yeh?
The phrase was coined by Big Mo, safe, but 'low Epsom tings yeh?
RT Bizzle Situations: Lacartes is growing so much bruf
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboi!
Salad Tings: you like a bit mooooody n ting!
Big Mo: waaasss gwandarisin, its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice department! have some more Bailey (sic, 's' of Bailey's missed out), its good shizzl ma nizzl
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: u sure oh mighty gibbon?
by flo-bare situations January 13, 2008
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Laddish Behaviour

Acts of truly noble lads. Often inspired by testosterone, and generally found in groups.

Such as;

excessive drinking, excessive smoking, excessive shagging, excessively being a lad.

Laddish behaviour also involves the mistreatment of others, especially women.
Tim Berg - Seek Bromance Official Video.

1: 'Dude, why did you just get off with that girl and then spit your gum in her mouth?'

2: 'Don't know man, she was a crap pull.'

1: 'Laddish Behaviour!'
by CherryBakeweller November 19, 2010
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Ladder Girl

A ladder girl is a girl many people have climbed, i.e. A slot.

Word created and defined by: M.A.N
by MEL. AND. NAD May 19, 2016
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Roman Ladder

A sex position that involves two couples and a bunkbed. Girls lie on each bed, perpendicular to the bed while their partners stand, leaving girl on the bottom to be at waist height of the standing partner and the girl on top being mouth height. The girl on the bottom bunk will get sex and give oral (similar to an Eiffel Tower) and the top bunk receives oral and mouth/boob play.
My boyfriend and I are getting together with our swinger friends and are doing a Roman Ladder.
by RomanGoddess March 30, 2011
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clam ladder

a new method of wall climbing, involving a horizontal wall and 6 willing females. The willing participants lay 3x3 (3 on left and 3 on right) on their backs with legs wide open. The wall climber than inserts 4 fingers into each handhold(vagina) and pulls himself forward. You can then turn 180 degrees and pull yourself the other direction. Repeat as desired
Hey ladies, wanna go build me a clam ladder?
by clgdswr September 30, 2011
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Panty Raid Ladder

A piece of equipment used to steal a hot girl's underwear. The aforementioned item allows raiders to quickly access targets with upper-level rooms. Most common attributes of regulation panty ladders:

- 1 to 2 stories tall
- Wooden
- Carried by 2 or more raiders
Bender: Ok, but I'll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louis-Louis, and a regulation two-story Panty Raid Ladder.
by Gu3ss June 29, 2011
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ladder dick

adj.(2) a dick with horizontal burn marks that resemble rungs.
1. I threw my dick on the grill while holding a patty and now I have ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.
by larry and great white October 9, 2008
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