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Kinder surprise

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.
Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky
by Tysonguy November 30, 2015
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Kinder pingui

Similar to normal blowjob, however for classic version of Kinder Pingui receiver must be white. Dick is covered with shit, as well as l, there is shit stuck in urethra (looks like Kinder Pingui bar). Can happen after anal sex. Popular in Alabama.
"-Oh man, I've tried ass-to-mouth wih Cindy last night. She did it even when my dick was all in her shit. Some even stuck in my pee hole!
-Haha! Nice man! You gave her nice Kinder Pingui! She must loved it!"
by Grandol August 24, 2021
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kinderwhore

A young girl (around 11-15) who thinks it's really killer to dress like a whore, therefore "kinder" as in young.. whores.
"What a fucken kinderwhore"
by ~Kayla~ September 27, 2003
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kinder surprise

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!
by addigator February 7, 2008
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Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
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Kinder surprise

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
by Tali xox June 28, 2014
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Kindel

The act of dying your pubes yellow with red tips.
Omg. Lemme call you later I'm Kindel-ing my downstairs.
by Pink cheeks February 1, 2017
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