kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Kife

kife is the act of sticking a baguette down the throat of a person while holding a 44. caliber magnum with 2 bullets screaming fortnite is gay

Me:Lets play fortnite
Friend: I WILL KIFE YOU

by ynnej_si_eht_tseb August 31, 2018

the kindest person on earth

Y O U

you: *looking this up* the kindest person on earth ?
Me: You :)

by OfmyCompliments November 3, 2020

da kine

High quality marijuana. A secondary meaning of the term and one that is waning in popularity. Will probably soon be obsolete.

That weed Scott had was da kine. We were fucked up for the rest of the day on that shit.

by TroyF July 10, 2005

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.

by Allisaur January 3, 2008

kinderhoe

A Kinderhoe, is someone who is not yet a Whore but someone on their way to becomeing a whore or a slut.

"kinderhoe "

by Lil Miss Sassy April 28, 2009