John Kelly

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.

Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!

by Bruce_Balboa May 14, 2015

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R. Kelly

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

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keylly • kelly • Kelly Clarkson • kelly rowland • Kellyn • Kelly Ripa • Kelly-Ann • Kelly-Anne • kelly (male) • keyllian

a kool girl to hang around with. she laughs when you try to tell her a secret for then people thinks shes hearing a joke. shes a pretty, warm hearted girl. kelly is a very good friend to have. kelly is also a great singer.

"kelly your so nice."

by trolllllllllllllllls June 13, 2013

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Kelly

A beautiful amazing strong and a caring women. To find a true Kelly is to find some one who is extremely understanding, although it may not be at first, but once realized she will give all the understanding she has to give. Not to mention a Kelly is intelligent, she will challenge you in ways you never would think were possible, nor will she ever stop challenging you. So if your not up for challenges then run away! :) And if you are then be sure to challenge her back. To have a kelly is something to hold close, to cherish and never let go of!

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by -j. cole May 28, 2013

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