Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.
Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
by Keith(real no cap) November 30, 2022
Get the KEITHmug. by tomatoeeeee June 22, 2022
Get the Keithmug. by Inv4drz December 2, 2024
Get the Keith Stonesmug. Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem
by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018
Get the Kole and Keithmug. Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Hernandezmug. nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
by waityougoodb August 2, 2022
Get the keith fnfmug. A sigma of a man. Had a 8 inch pp, all the girls and guys love him. One of the greatest over watch player of all time
by Mjbigpp October 25, 2022
Get the keith Martinmug.