Kobe Beef

A phrase pertaining to a cow of the Asian variety which translates to an "Asian cow" or Fat Asian chick.

Damn look at that girl Grace's fat ass, that's some straight Kobe Beef right there.

by TheWrathOfKhan February 11, 2015

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kobe debes

A dumb Ginger boy whom thinks he's funny. He also get's red all the time.

Ever heard of Kobe Debes. He's a big idiot

by Whats that then January 29, 2018

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kobe-tastic

Playing basketball at a level of quality equal to Kobe Bryant. A dirty crossover, the lost art of the mid-range jump-shot, and Kobe's famous famous jab-step fake followed by rising up to drain the 3-ball from the corner pocket are all essential skills to be considered Kobe-tastic.

Peroni Pete: Don't try and take on that McClenahan on the court, he's Kobe-tastic.

Skets McGee: He twisted up this one kid so bad, that he broke his ankle.

by Twine-Tickler Sr. June 02, 2009

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Kobe Lover

Someone Who (God Forbid) likes Kobe Bryant

Someone: I Like Kobe Bryant

Someone Else: Yeah, well, your nothing but a Kobe Lover!

by CAperas September 18, 2006

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Kobe Bryant

Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.

Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.

Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''

Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''

by Btrain39 June 16, 2011

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