Keyboard Touretts

When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.

Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"

Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"

by Dj Larry Hoover September 05, 2014

Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 09, 2016

keyboard rapping

keyboard Rapping is when you have a lot to say on social media or in text message.

if you and your friend have beef but your scared of her but you want to seem hard so you go and text like your somebody else so you keyboard rapping

by 305 girls January 25, 2017

keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

by Ronsta January 30, 2021

keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"

I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.

by Raeofsunshine95 December 03, 2013

Keyboard Christian

A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.

Why are Trump supporters always keyboard Christians?

by Losavic December 12, 2015

Mechanical Keyboard

A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards

Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!

by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021