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Junkie Jesse

A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments
Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.
by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020
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junkie jaw

When taking ecstasy and ones jaw becomes jutted making their face distorted and the jaw look huge.
Check out the junkie jaw on wee robbie, hes pure mad wi they eckys!
by Jimmywhack August 23, 2016
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junkie parlay

A bet made by a degenerate gambler to cover losses from previous bets. The odds are usually highly against a winning out come for the gambler and if so, the payout is much larger than the risk.
I lost a G to the dog because the sox lost last night... so I put in like three junkie parlays on west coast games late last night.
by dmbx7 June 12, 2008
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junkie limbo

Being in the junkie limbo refers to coming down from heroin or other opiates.

You're too well to sleep, too tired to stake awake, and the sickness is on its way.
Junke #1: Hey man, let's cop some fire tar!
Junkie #2: Not today man, I'm starting to feel like shit
Junkie #1: Shit dude, you're in the junkie limbo! Can I borrow $20?
Junkie #2: Fuck off!
by EazieWeezie November 23, 2019
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Phantom Junkie

A person who is absolutely in love with 'The Phantom of the Opera'. The person is a little (or extremely) obsessive with The Phantom of the Opera, and knows the majority of what there is to know about it (movies and play).

I first used this term on myself when i realized that i needed something to describe how i feel about The Phantom of the Opera. And since RENT lovers (Which I also am) have the term 'Rentheads', I figured I would create the term 'Phantom Junkie'.
"So have you hung out with that new girl yet?"
"Yeah, yesterday. She's really into theatre."
"Is she really?"
"Yeah, she and her boyfriend are Phantom Junkies. It's funny, because they're just like Christine and Raoul!"
by Sabrina E. August 6, 2008
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junky zombie

A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.

My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011
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Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously
Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over
by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017
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