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Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "
by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019
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jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope
Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!
by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018
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Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
by whizno June 29, 2018
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wanker jumper

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.
by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018
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Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.
I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.
by Catfishin September 5, 2018
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floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level
"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"
by Slaftr September 18, 2018
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jumper

A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.
Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.
by Torbert July 19, 2019
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