wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

Cum Jumper

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.

Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps

by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 13, 2019

Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.

"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "

by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019

gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.

Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!

by tskahah! April 7, 2010

unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.

Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."

by Ninecents February 2, 2024

Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers

Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper

by maximillianV December 11, 2017