July 12th

It is a very special day! The day you were born! It is also the day in which you will rise to power. Godly power. The foolish mortals will cower in fear, and gaze upon your glory. Nothing can stop you. You are a god. Rise to power. Complete what is necessary.

“Oh man, it’s all ready July 12th!” Geez. It seems as if it’s my time to rise to power.”

by KalamataOlive October 18, 2019

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July 4

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!!

oh wait, you don't have one

guy- *gives hoodie to girlfriend*
girlfriend- "whats this for"?
guy- "its july 4, national give your girlfriend a hoodie day"

by fuckpieceofshit June 24, 2020

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July 13th

This day is national partner day. This means you spend as much time with your partner no matter the cost wether it be hugging kissing or even fucking. If you celebrate this day with your partner you will forever be together

Man- Hey babe today’s July 13th
Women- omg no way 🥰🥰

by Nathanialkingwinkwink November 04, 2019

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