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Jon Peace

If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.
Carrie: Yo, can you hand me that jon peace?
Harry: Do you mean the remote or the popcorn??
by K-Dog and T-Dog October 8, 2008
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Jon's ride

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"
by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019
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Jon-Paul

The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.
Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old
by Jon does sugar November 8, 2019
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Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).
Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”
by GOON SQUAD REAL July 11, 2023
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jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.
I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!
by JPR1985 June 28, 2022
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Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
by 79.123erect July 22, 2009
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pulling a jon

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.
by SomeGuy4293083 June 23, 2008
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