jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.

I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!

by JPR1985 June 29, 2022

Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.

Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.

by Popmango November 23, 2021

Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 18, 2015

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav May 21, 2012

pulling a jon

stalking anyone in an obsessive manner

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.

by SomeGuy4293083 July 11, 2008

Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019