Jenson

If your a jenson,
I’m sorry
A Jenson is a massive loser who is completely manipulative and oblivious to pretty much anything around them. They are determined to be an “‘ard lad”. A Jenson is a nice guy until they do a sport like boxing because then they will become a massive tool and think there better then anyone else.

Guy1 - hey who’s that guy over there
Guy2 - oh that’s Jenson

Guy2 - what a loser

by Ben1071 November 4, 2018

Jensoo

tragic. sad. broken. angst. not a happy ending. crying. heartbreak

your relationship will be like one of the jensoo fanfics

by hidlawkahitsandali October 13, 2020

jenko

jenko

verb jenkoing

def: to be paranoid about something .

imor: i think he's sharing my nudes!
saj: chiiiillll, don't be so jenko about it.

by imor May 5, 2019

Jenno007

The coolest person to live! My nickname is Jenny, but my real name is Sam! Jenno was here!

Look at that sexy Jenno007 run! Wait.. He's a guy!

by Jeffrey U February 27, 2008

jens lehmann

a poor substitute for david "oops i did it again" Seaman, a wanker who looks a lil like the wally David Hasselhoff, from Baywatch...

"oh they didnt want him in borrusia soo they shipped him to Highbury"

"ive never heard of him, mayb cuz he starts behind OLIVER KAHN!!! hahaha and ... well the deutsch dont like him either"

by INTERNAZIONALE 3-0 ARSE... AT HIGHBURY November 4, 2003

Jengod

Jengod (Noun) | ˈdʒen ˈɡɑ d |

1.) Someone who believes their powers of Jenga to be that of God like status, even though they are literally the worst at Jenga. Like, no one sucks as much as they do.

Jengod: "Holy shit, did you see how I made a move without toppling the tower? I am such a Jengod."
Other Player: "It was literally the first move I don't understand why you are so proud of yourself."

by TheTurthWillBeMadeByMe September 23, 2014

Jens

A sentient being blessed from the memeingly heavens. A god amongst men, known by all as the sexiest being in all of human history besides Danny Devito.

Hello yes, my name is Jens

by 12 kg and a half February 26, 2017