Jengod (Noun) | ˈdʒen ˈɡɑ d |
1.) Someone who believes their powers of Jenga to be that of God like status, even though they are literally the worst at Jenga. Like, no one sucks as much as they do.
1.) Someone who believes their powers of Jenga to be that of God like status, even though they are literally the worst at Jenga. Like, no one sucks as much as they do.
Jengod: "Holy shit, did you see how I made a move without toppling the tower? I am such a Jengod."
Other Player: "It was literally the first move I don't understand why you are so proud of yourself."
Other Player: "It was literally the first move I don't understand why you are so proud of yourself."
by TheTurthWillBeMadeByMe September 23, 2014
Get the Jengod mug.A word with origins from the valleys of Balgowan South Africa. Which means one who very muscular. This word is usually associated with gym strength and how ones body looks. For example a moderatly buff boy that has defined mussuls can be called jenged at the same time as a bulky boy who isn't as defined.
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1. An amalgamation of two or more venereal/sexually transmitted diseases.
2. The descriptive state of being in the possession of two or more sexually transmitted diseases.
2. The descriptive state of being in the possession of two or more sexually transmitted diseases.
by SurlyOlPissa August 27, 2012
Get the jengo mug.Used to describe or point out a woman or a woman's breasts in the presence of other people. It is a signal to a friend that there are breasts in close proximity.
Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
"Check out jengofett."
While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.
While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.
While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.
While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.
While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
by jengofett December 3, 2009
Get the jengofett mug.An insastionable hunger for cocks of all size shape and color. Eventually overloading on cum to the point of full body paralysis.
After Jens first day on set as a fluffer she suffered from a severe case of Jengorgement leaving her motionless on the floor.
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