Skip to main content

Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
mugGet the Jenmug.

Shanice Jennings

A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings
by NULL_666 June 23, 2024
mugGet the Shanice Jenningsmug.

Jen

Don't let them say you're not beautiful
by HumbledAndGrateful October 7, 2021
mugGet the Jenmug.

Jen or jenaddin

she’s a really yasss (beautiful and smart) person who is very funny and she totally ate😋
“do you know Jen or jenaddin?”
“YAURR SHE TOTALLY ATE😍😍”
by deucesgf December 28, 2021
mugGet the Jen or jenaddinmug.

Jens

A man so old people think he is retired 50 years ago. Makes more money than most people, but haven't used any of them
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.
Oh my fucking god, is that Jens walking over there??? I thought it was a dinosaur
by Old daddy May 13, 2017
mugGet the Jensmug.

Jens-Audun

huge dick and gets all the women
i wish i cold be like jens-audun
by Banan man fucking joe mama February 22, 2023
mugGet the Jens-Audunmug.

Jen

There Jen heard she got smashed by 5 guys
by Sillygoose456 May 7, 2018
mugGet the Jenmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email