Jens

A nice guy, taking car for everyone he knows and probably the most loyal friend you can have. He refuses using WhatsApp but tends using his smartphone when ever possible even when going for a poop.
He loves cats and building digital things. He is insanely talented, a practical person and handy with tools. However, he is usually lazy on all things he does not burn for - especially when paper work is related to it. If you have a Jens around, keep him. He will make you smile every time.

This is my Jens. The one over there with the cap.

by Princess Susie January 21, 2022

jennings

if you have this name you gets no bitches and almost got an i in science cause you missed four days of school and your teacher apparently handed out that much work.

hey jennings how are you

by mr williams fish shop April 13, 2022

ask jen

When your wife tells you how to relate to women.

Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen

by producersime February 17, 2021

Jennings

Not the smartest person in the world. Missing some fries from his happy meal.

Guy 1: What's that guys jingle?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Jennings is a reeetardd!

by Joeeeee Mamaaaa123321 April 16, 2022

Aunt Jen

Here's how it happens: she drinks 19 swigs of vodka and wine goes out in the forest Nudeified (butt naked with just a black T-shirt) hugs a tree and sings the bee gees to Aunt JoJo. Also an old ass fart with 9 kids.

Aunt Jens here! Op she's drunk don't let her get poison oak in er cooter!

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

jenn jennings

A bitch; a Karen

Did you see that lady? A real Jenn Jennings

by Justinct April 25, 2022

Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.

"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"

by Meltherealog June 20, 2017