japanese burrito

when you get anally probed by aliens

after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito

by justanotherwannabe November 23, 2014

japanese handcuffs

When two men put the head of their peni together and then one of the men rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis.

I tried to get away from him but he put me in Japanese handcuffs.

by Onads Nadules August 06, 2017

Japanese candy

Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!

person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong September 09, 2016

japanese whore

A women who pretends to be sweet and nice before marriage but ends up being control freak who cheats on you . She'll hope to make you a submissive cuckold through cheating and/or mind games.

John: did you dump at Japanese whore finally?

Joe: yup, kicked that slut back to her country.

by sowhatumadbro October 02, 2015

Japanese Irregulars

People on blogs that are so crazy about Fukushima, they will make stuff up, they will spam blogs regarding antinuclear activities but in reality it will make things worse for the Japanese. Its all just code for "lets meet at the park and have a group circle jerk". Snoodlers welcome.

The Japanese Irregulars show time and time again that walking in on parents having sex as a child does have lasting life time effects.

by Helen Scaldicrotch December 24, 2011

Japanese Bath

To be showered in fecal mater while sitting in a tub.

John calmly lays down naked in the bath tub. Naked Jill squats over him in a cat like state of readiness. John screams, " Turn on the water!!!". Jill proceeds to defecate on John. Thus completing the age old ritual of the Japanese Bath.

by Dr. Googlimoogly January 12, 2012

japanese words

the best language with the most beautiful words ever ITS WORTH LEARNING THE LANGUAGE !!! like an example is opai

senpai: lemme see them opai
me: ofc senpai anything for you , i love japanese words so much

by daddysenpai299 March 29, 2021