japanese handcuffs

When two men put the head of their peni together and then one of the men rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis.

I tried to get away from him but he put me in Japanese handcuffs.

by Onads Nadules August 6, 2017

Japanese Sanduster

A bondage technique where in your partner is suspended midair via any means (including duck tape or rope) where the suspended individual is lightly dusted in powdered sugar while the person who is not suspended (preferably the male) yells kamikaze bonsai while jumping off a chair and attempts to penetrate or be penetrated by the other partner suspended in midair.

Yo fam I heard from your ex that you are killer at the Japanese Sanduster!

by SpunkyCunky July 17, 2018

Japanese candy

Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!

person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong September 8, 2016

japanese whore

A women who pretends to be sweet and nice before marriage but ends up being control freak who cheats on you . She'll hope to make you a submissive cuckold through cheating and/or mind games.

John: did you dump at Japanese whore finally?

Joe: yup, kicked that slut back to her country.

by sowhatumadbro November 18, 2015

Japanese Irregulars

People on blogs that are so crazy about Fukushima, they will make stuff up, they will spam blogs regarding antinuclear activities but in reality it will make things worse for the Japanese. Its all just code for "lets meet at the park and have a group circle jerk". Snoodlers welcome.

The Japanese Irregulars show time and time again that walking in on parents having sex as a child does have lasting life time effects.

by Helen Scaldicrotch December 27, 2011

japanese puppy

usually a panda,dragon,or lochnese monster

when did u see the japanese puppy at the zooo

by momohaah January 20, 2011

Japanese Bath

To be showered in fecal mater while sitting in a tub.

John calmly lays down naked in the bath tub. Naked Jill squats over him in a cat like state of readiness. John screams, " Turn on the water!!!". Jill proceeds to defecate on John. Thus completing the age old ritual of the Japanese Bath.

by Dr. Googlimoogly January 14, 2012