Jay

A shorter term for "Blow Jay," which also refers to a blow job or oral sex.

Man, I'm never gonna ask for a Jay on the first date again!

by Schneids22 September 19, 2012

Va-jay-jay Sweater

A hairy pussy, usually one that is thick and matted over like those heavy holiday sweaters with tangled pubes like they’ve been woven by Amish elves. Yeah, imagine trying to fuck that!

Dolph: Damn, bro. I just had my hand down Frita's pants!

Gregor: Score, dude!

Dolph: Not so fast, Holmes. I couldn't even get my fingers in her pussy.

Gregor: Seriously? Was she fightin' it?

Dolph: Naw, man. Her hair down there was impenetrable.

Gregor: Whoa.

Dolph: Yeah, bud. It was like she had a va-jay-jay sweater

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Jay

Jay is a common male name, he is loyal, adorable, fine, goofy and overall just a keeper.

He is such a jay

by suckmytittiesbitch May 11, 2020

Jay

Better than everyone in every way. Is tha best at everything.

Did you see Jay he's so sexy and awesome.

by TheGuyThatIsTheBestAtEverythin December 13, 2017

Jais

A move where you steal a girl from a friend who was interested in her, without even knowing he was interested.

Also a very rare Danish name given by hippie parents to kids they want to be special snowflakes.

Person 1: "Wait, why is Frank together with Lisa? I thought you were working on her?"
Person 2: "I was, but then he swooped in and pulled a Jais on me. I can't believe he didn't realize I liked her."

Person 1: "Your name is Jais? Where is that from?"
Person 2: "It was either that or Starlight McNiceness."

by EdixoNori July 2, 2018

Jay

Someone good at competitions; Loves to eat; Loves to play video games like farm simulator

Hes so jay

by HELLOAOA January 20, 2017

oprah's va jay jay

N. Term coined by Oprah herself on her show but made famous by Joel McHale on "The Soup." Refers to the slang term Oprah uses for her own genitalia. The term can be used to refer to the ballsiness of female executives, or to Oprah's actual vagina.
Synonyms: "Mingey" (as seen on the classic episode of South Park called "A Million Little Fibers" which parodied Oprah's crotch and ass.)

1. Jen: "You think you can make partner at your law firm, Shakronda?"
Shakronda: "Hell, yes ... my brilliant briefs and my Oprah's va jay jay will take me right to the top!"

2. Oprah (swinging on a bungee chord harness) "My va jay jay is painin' !! "

by Skip O'Potamus November 17, 2007