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Jacob

Someone who is mysterious and impossible to figure out. Just like a maze: once you get him, he changes. He is known to be a little fruity, but once you get to know him, you won't even notice. Although he's a little weird, he finds a way to get to be very important in your heart. He's great at sports and being sociable. He's definitely one you want to keep as a friend forever.
Guy: That guy acts a little weird...
Girl: That's just Jacob. Once you're friends with him, you hardly notice.
by MrHedgehogLove July 8, 2012
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Jacob

Jacob is a dickhead
by Lazzzzzzarus November 24, 2017
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Jacob

Jacob, a very smart, handsome guy who has the best humor ever! He has brown hair and blue eyes and is short but its cute. He can make anyone smile and he makes people feel so amazing! He has the best personality to die for. He is a very chill person and can be lazy sometimes but he also plays sports. Football is hisfavourite. He loves tacos and big foot candy so if you get him some he will love you forever ;3 i can trust him with all my secrets and he is there supporting me and helping me all the time! Jacob overall is just the most amazing guy I have ever met and I would love to be able to call him mine sometime soon :)
Person: " Is that the Jacob you've been talking about?"

Me: "Yes. He's so amazing and perfect its unbelievable, he makes me feel so amazing!"
by Lsoccer07 January 24, 2014
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horse jacob

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.
"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."
by poopdick February 4, 2004
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gay jacob

A Jacob will always be gay no matter wat
by Heellllllo December 5, 2017
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Jacobo

A type of person who would find and beat up anyone who makes fun of them.
He about to Jacobo your ass if he finds you. Better run away while you can.
by TheOneTrueJacobo May 5, 2019
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yeshua jacob isidro

A weird guy who farts in public and eat his boogers
Boy 1: "Did you see Yeshua Jacob Isidro?" "He farted so loudly during the game that the players stopped to look at him!"
Boy 2: "Dang he's nasty!"
by BcHeEz November 14, 2019
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