Wow Greg

Used when a person is so great and can do everything right but is just a poor tortured soul and nO ONe uNdeRStaNdS THeM

"Did you see how Greg roller skated into that school shooting?"
"Wow Greg is so amazing"

by jimmyneutronscroissant May 12, 2019

Old Greg

1. A scaly man fish originally aired on "The Mighty Boosh" now popular on You Tube and throughout Avon High School

2. You must love him exactly as he loves you, or you might be dealt with the same way he dealt with Curly Jefferson

3. Enjoys Watercolors and Baileys

4. Often displays mangina

noun: old greg's place; refers to an underwater cave that has all things that are good

Old greg quote:

"What're ya doin in my waters?"
"Not fishing...sir"
"Then why's this hook in me head?"
"...it's not mine"
"It's attatched to your rod mother licker!"

by Chelsea Patton May 13, 2008

hot greg

basically similar to a hot carl. except when performing a hot greg, one shits on another's face and then wraps plastic wrap around it

"I really hate Travis. Tonight I'm gonna hot greg the hell out of him."

by Big2012 January 26, 2009

Take A Greg

Lamens Term - Verb
Greg gr-egg (plural - gregs)

Very similar to taking a normal shit, a "greg" differs in the fact that it usually stretches one's ass to the limits of its abilities....rendering a turd with a thin layer of blood covering it. "Gregs" are extremely painful, & in some cases deadly.

I Have To Go Take A Greg. My Blood Type Is B+, Start Looking For Possible Matches.

by 546 Gator Medics August 12, 2008

greg sanders

The character Eric Szmanda plays on CSI, formally a lab technician but he is now a CSI.

Greg Sanders was so much better as a comic relief.

by Nigel Crane July 30, 2006

greg taylor

The 2016 State of Florida Hot Dog Eating Champion. He was on the front page of the Keystone Heights newspaper with three in his mouth at one time. What a Hero to the people of Florida!

Greg Taylor, the man, the myth, the Hot Dog LEGEND!

by 65465321sfg;sljefg;oiepoigh;la September 28, 2018

Old Greg

The finder of "the funk" after it was kicked off the mothership by George Clinton.

Old Greg : Do you love me? Are you just playing love games?

by as_a_kite January 29, 2010