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Southside Monday

A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.

B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
I gave Jessica a SouthSide Monday yesterday. She was so mad.
by Zigmas Maloni May 9, 2022
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fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."
by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021
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no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.
What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.
by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019
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Pirates Monday

Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.
I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday
by ultrachris2000 September 29, 2010
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Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009
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T-Monday

The day in spring when all of the girls shed their winter layers and let all of their assets show. Can be any day of the week, not necessarily Monday.
T-Monday is the day every guy looks forward to.

dude1: omg! look at the funbags on that one!
dude2: dude theyre the size of my head! T-Monday is offically here
dude1: SHIBBY!!
by PRICECHECK January 12, 2009
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minge monday

a certain day of the week that you are allowed to chase rat and succeed.
@ ah man im gonna get so much pussy on minge monday'
by mikey'mingemonday' c February 1, 2009
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