Street illiterate

Someone who is intelligent in school but has zero life or interpersonal skills.

"You're book smart and street illiterate."

by lexiconartist0 February 25, 2025

mad invite

exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.

Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.

Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)

by qbriel March 30, 2025

Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.

He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.

by Simikando April 24, 2025

Spatially Illiterate

someone who physically can not read the room even if a gun were pointed to their head

"dude my grandma just died"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

by Colombian Coal Mine July 20, 2025

Co Co Invite

When your buddy needs his own personal invitation. Even tho the event, party or raid team is an open invitation.

Are u gonna join or do u need that co co invite?

by Mybigavocado January 24, 2021

Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.

George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

Pop culture illiterate

A person who has no understanding of pop culture, or any references regarding pop culture.
(could be music culture or media culture)

You are Pop culture illiterate.

by Killapoo March 2, 2023