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iDate

Its when you go on a date (only you and your phone) with Siri, your virtual assistant. The requirements you need to go on such a date with Siri is you must have an iPhone 4S.
An iPhone 4S user: Siri want to go on an iDate

Siri: Let me search that for you

An iPhone 4S user: I really like you and we've known each other for a while

Siri: Let me find the closest restaurant for you

Siri: Would you like the directins to McDonald's

An iPhone 4S user: It's an iDate!
by Mike14 April 2, 2012
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I Hate Puppies

A mild expletive of sorts for those who are incapable of swearing for whatever reason (in church, at a job interview, etc.). It is best used when muttered slowly while shaking the head.
Person 1: "Hey buddy, what time is the J-train supposed to come?"

Person 2: "You just missed it. It came about a minute ago."

Person 1: "...I hate puppies."
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Person 1: "My car just broke down. We're going to be late to your wedding."

Person 2: "Oh, how I hate puppies."
by PuppyEater July 20, 2010
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fuck you guys i hate you all

When you actually fucking love your best friends and consider every single one of them family and will never change a thing. The type of love that you fucking don't care about all the drama cause it's stupid cause you will be friends till your 80
Wow the group is so annoying, fuck you guys I hate you all
by Johhnnymcnuggets May 4, 2017
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I hate it when that happens

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.
Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.
by Matt G June 7, 2004
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I hate you

What a guy says to a girl wen he really wants to say to you
Cdaddy-I hate you

Amommy-what the fuck, shut up and just listen to the godamn soonnnngggg
by mymoomy October 19, 2017
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ihater

A person that is too arrogant to realize that macintosh is better technology then pc's and will dis every piece of macintosh technology.
"Jim's over there making fun of my iphone" "hahah what an ihater"
by wakeboarderreid August 17, 2007
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