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Ivan

Piano obsession, Cello lover

Best friends with Joe andrews

Fellow druggie

Collects tennis balls
Joe andrews:nahhh g

Ivan: you go bestie
by I like bubbles November 24, 2020
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Ivan

Look at this cool cat! Ivan exudes a calm and collected vibe, always taking life in stride and never letting stress get the best of him. He has mastered the art of living in the present moment, appreciating the simple pleasures and embracing a slow-paced lifestyle. Whether he's lounging at the beach or chilling with friends at a cozy café, Ivan has the remarkable ability to make even the most mundane activities feel like a relaxing adventure. With his effortless charm and witty sarcasm, Ivan has a natural talent for making people feel at ease in his presence. He's the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone, effortlessly connecting on a deeper level. His laid-back approach to socializing creates an open and welcoming atmosphere, making others feel comfortable being themselves around him.
Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
by Thecoolkat47 November 21, 2023
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Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.
The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.
by Go ea g do c Co checks bbl plu February 20, 2024
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Ivan

Ivan is an asshole who will use you until he’s bored of you.He’s the biggest hoe who doesn’t know what he wants.He’s a tryhard fuckboy.Don’t come a cross ivan if u don’t want your feelings hurt
Ivan is such a hoe
-yeah ik he sucks
by baddieroko November 21, 2021
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Ivan

usually cheerful, fun, caring and sweet. sometimes mean and sarcastic. love affections. especially cuddles and kisses. very good at hiding their problems but one day they will tell someone they trust to vent. sometimes acts like grandparents. protective. usually jealous on the tiniest thing. will admit to their crush that they have feelings for them but they would always say "im not ready for a relationship" when their crush asks them out. yeah, they're really fun to be with. a whole boyfriend/girlfriend material.

Have you met a person named Ivan?
someone: mom meet my friend! his/her name is Ivan.

mom: ship
by random stranger :) May 5, 2021
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Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
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ivanism

in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!
I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good
by ivanism expert September 15, 2021
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