poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015

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Identity Imposition

Imposing a better or worse identity on an individual than his or her present one by treating that individual in certain ways in order to manipulate him, her, or it.

My mother is an identity imposition master. When we're on good terms she treats me as if were a celebrity and a genius, but sometimes if she feels she's losing an argument she might speak to me as if I were a fool.

by but for April 19, 2018

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reality imposition

Telling others what is and what is not, what is good and what is bad, who is good and who is bad, what foods to eat or not eat, what things to do, or not do. A key function of religions, governments, media, schools, and corporations—the five institutions which pilot society and its members like drones.

The prosecuting attorney told the members of the jury in Federal Truth Court, "In collusion, society's five most powerful institutions make countless false statements which flip most things around to their advantage and allow them to pilot society and its members as if they were drones (2016). That constitutes"reality imposition."

by but for May 6, 2018

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fourth imposter

basically third imposter but used when there’s more than 1 imposter

“red is sus”
“so is blue”
“yeah so probably 3rd and fourth imposter”

by ldhdiwkskskos September 22, 2020

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Third Imposter

When you're just playing some good ol'e fashioned Among Us with the pals. You're relaxing having a great time then OUTTA NOWHERE Justien throws some sus on people. But he gets out of hand and really starts spreading the sus. But he's wrong and he's also not the imposter.

Third Imposter: IT WAS CYAN I SAW HIM

by anonymous September 24, 2020

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