Hypocrite

Someone who condemns a thing but does that exact thing themselves. E.g. someone who comments on an Instagram post "Attention seeking behaviour" implying that such behaviour is to be frowned upon, but in so commenting they have invited attention. Such folks might then get into massive long flame threads if picked up on this, inviting yet more attention. In the end they may have scored more attention than the OP.

A: "Attention seeking behaviour"
B: "Dude, you're such a hypocrite"
A: "I'm not a hypocrite, you creep"
B: "Are so - you telling me you posted that comment hoping *nobody* would notice? Hypocrite."

by Skiamakhos August 22, 2023

horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups

Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.

by kornelbut May 21, 2024

Hypocrite

A hypocrite is an organism which points out something that it assumes doesn’t go with what is correct, yet has done such an action in the past which was of the same reason he hated the other organism for doing so

“Isaiah is a damn, blatant hypocrite, I mean, he liked his own posts, but points out someone who likes their posts? What a hypocrite

by TheC00lBlue July 1, 2018

hypocrite

a hypocrite is someone who don’t like people doing certain things but they do it themselves.

example: donivan is a hypocrite because he said he didn’t like people flexing money on social media, the next day he states “i’m going to flex my money on social media” he says one thing then do another. that’s what you call a hypocrite

by hypocrite donivan May 29, 2022

HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

Hypocrite

To eat an edible marijuara product, and call someone else who ate the same, a druggie.

Pim ate half the edible and so did Khil. Khil got so fucked up, he called Pim a druggie for having a tolerance. Khil is a hypocrite

by Pim January 22, 2022