jumps husband

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For D.I.C.E -Fuckasse
Woman:"Hey did you see jumps husband last night?"
Woman:"Yea jump is sooo lucky to have a person like him"
by Fuckasse Is a Bottom November 15, 2020
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Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country
Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you
by 459395 March 29, 2023
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3 Husband Jules

The definition of a woman worse than a Karen. Face like a cats arse and feet like a banshee. Constant whinging and complaining about anything and everything in life. Natural selection needs to take her out. No bloke on planet earth can deal with her shit except some Santa Clause looking motherfucker named Philip.
That bitch is a 3 husband Jules.
by Bega House of Sin September 24, 2023
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30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.
Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.
Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!
by Melodic Keys August 09, 2017
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