morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006

d-horn

noun:de-horn; a female body type charicterized by skinny legs a flat behind and a thick potato like mid section. Often associated with heavy drinking and smoking.

d-horn dehorn

by snippee September 29, 2010

Booty Horn

A booty horn is performed while giving a Rimjob, while person giving said Rimjob blows in the anus causing the receiver to let out a shriek similar to a horn.

I think my next door neighbors wife played the "Booty Horn" late last night.

by Jorby_Off October 16, 2018

Caston horn

The average person with balls the size of BOWLING BALLS.

Caston horn has bowling balls

by Toastersrule27 May 1, 2022

Locked horns

When two people are in an argument that seems to be going on forever.

Oh dang Sally and Lisa have locked horns...grab the popcorn...

by Anonymous1500 September 15, 2020

taken by the horn

when a person is overcome by feelings of intense sexual attraction to another

Crack... "so guru, u got lucky last night?"
Guru... "yeah some poor girl got taken by the horn"
Crack... "so, what happened?"
Guru... "I smashed the hell out of her"
Crack... "job done"
Guru... "and ut"

by LukeTheGuru July 14, 2006

horned honey

While having sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out and quickly dips it in the honey jar, then re-inserts his penis in his partner, completing the Horned Honey.

While engaging in sexual relations, Lawrence decided he needed to sweeten things up, so he grabbed the honey jar and gave Sally the Horned Honey.

by SkippyD March 8, 2019