honks

something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.

Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?

Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.

Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.

by buttfuglybabybitch July 3, 2018

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the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

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honk on her bobo

Put her in 6th and step on her

full send or no send just honk on her bobo

by hctertslana February 2, 2018

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rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside

Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!

by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017

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Honk

Honk is the coolest person you will ever meet! They are literally- You literally can't disagree, Honk is a definition of funny, cool, amazing, charming, and elegant. They also look so sexy in a suit, if you haven't seen them in a suit you have no life. Honk's friend's sister has a hamster and she named it after Honk! Honk is really attractive and cute and has the greatest friends ever ( shout-out to Kambo, Vani, Niki and Sheep, Dex, and some other wonderful peeps ). They are always stylish and They are just amazing. If you know honk in person, you are incredibely lucky but probably not aware of the curse they put upon you. Anyway, if you didn't know already, honk is perfect, but maybe a little hyper ehhh it doesn't matter right? They also like to abuse their keyboard and spam random stuff like "SDFBGTRHNGJTHYRTJM" but it's not annoying, is it???????? They are an amazing dancer, have you seen their chika dance? NO? YOU HAVE NO LIFE WTHHHHH, ANYWAY I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE SPACE BUT HONK IS JUST AMAZING AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.

" DO U KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WITH NO WEAKNESSES, FEARS, AND IMPERFECTIONS??? "
" HUH? YOU MEAN HONK? "
" YES EXACTLY, THEM!! HONK IS AMAZING AM I RIGHT? "
" OFC YOU ARE, WHO DOESN'T LOVE HONK PFFFF "
" YEAH EXACTLY, THEY ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND POG AND FUNI! "
" YESS THEY GIVE ME THE BEST VIBES "
" IKRRRRRR ANYWAY WANNA GO PRAISE HONK WITH ME? "
" SURE THING BBY "

by honksbiggestfan May 13, 2021

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