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Hooterdilly

Hooterdilly! I just got paid and I'm goin' the bar!
by Jeana Dillon December 23, 2008
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Homotextual

Someone who, or the act of, texting a member of the same-sex in a homosexual way.
Frank texts Gary: Hey man. Did I ever tell you that your ass is fine?
Gary texts Frank: Stop being homotextual
by TDub2 May 26, 2009
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Homotextual

A homosexual male who enjoys texting his non-homosexual male and female friends excessively.
Chad is a major Homotextual! He texted Brittany, Bobbi, Bryan, Karen, Alexis, Liz, Troy, Scott, Peter, Rachel, Mike, Paul, Pablo, Rico, Enrique, and Sara all at the same time.
by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009
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Homosterone

A hormone produce in the male body, which is similar in structure to testosterone, but which causes the person producing it to become increasingly homosexual in a proportion directly related to the amount of homosterone being produced.

The appearance of this hormone is especially apparent in males tending to wear clothes purchased at stores similar to, and including, Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle.

This hormone may also be referred to by the less knowledgeable portion of the population as douchebagerone.
Matt: Wow Robert. With all the American Eagle clothing in your closet, your body must produce large quantities of homosterone.

Robert: Yup. It kinda makes me wanna wrestle with other men sometimes.

Matt: ...
by MrWeiner January 8, 2010
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Hooter Smack

Having sex. Its a more casual way to say sex rather than using the words "fuck" or "smash" for example.
" Hey baby lets hooter smack tonight."
by sara hilbonnie March 13, 2010
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Hooter Breakfast

Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.
1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.
by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010
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Hooter Butter

The sweat and dead skin from underneath a woman and/or a mans breast/ slab of fat .
He removed his hand from under her breat and found it was slimmey with Hooter Butter
by evilbeotch August 6, 2010
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