The Secret Handshake

It starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare ass. It gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her ass with a vengeance. Often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.

Man, Ashley sure jumped last night when I gave her the secret handshake. I don't understand why she seemed so mad.

by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

gladiator handshake

a handshake whereby the two parties grasp each other's arm below the elbow rather than the hand (right arm to right hand)and shake in the normal manner.

Before battle, the gladiators shook hands using the traditional gladiator handshake.

by Jason607 January 23, 2008

Porno Handshake

Instead of touching hands (no guy in the industry would dream of it), the two men touch elbows.

After a successful shoot, Ron Jeremy and the director completed a porno handshake to congratulate each other on a job well done.

by Matthew Kerry January 13, 2009

High School Handshake.

Another word for a hand job. Usually received in high school for the first time.

Person 1: I was hanging out with Jessica last night and she gave me the ole high school handshake.

Person 2: High school handshakes sound awesome!!!

by ATM300zx October 15, 2011

Cool Guy Handshake

The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.

Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
{pause}
*Cool Guy Handshake*

by GirlsAreLessBeings March 23, 2008

Wet Handshake

A handjob, where instead of lubricant, the person uses another man's ejaculate.

After Sally gave Tom a handjob, she came my way and gave me an awesome wet handshake.

by Dean Mars October 18, 2010