Hanoi Handjob 

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

Hanoi Handjob by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

non gay handjob

a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.

handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.

Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"

Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."

non gay handjob by anco bluzea November 20, 2010

Double Handjob 

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.

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Double Handjob by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

Epileptic Handjob 

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit

There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.

Epileptic Handjob by livin the dre4m January 3, 2010

Minnesota Handjob 

When your partner uses there elbows instead of hands to give a handjob

"Yo Sarah gave me a nice Minnesota handjob last night"

Minnesota Handjob by DJ chrispysoc October 18, 2016

Boss Lady Handjob 

A "handjob", generally in the morning before she's fully awake, where a girl strokes a man's balls while he beats the yogurt cannon. 10% of the effort, 100% of the recognition.

Yeah, I was trying for some morning sex, but Lori was groggy from last night. She just gave me a Boss Lady Handjob and we went and got bagels.

Boss Lady Handjob by Cupcake Republiq June 17, 2016

champagne handjob 

When a girl sabers off the head of an erect penis, like the cap of a champagne bottle.

Man1: "What happened to Carol? Last I heard she was in prison."
Man2: "Yeah, she went crazy and gave her boyfriend a champagne handjob."

champagne handjob by tman90 January 11, 2011