Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

No way to be heard

No one understands what I say. What is the point.

Everyone is confused. The world is dying

No way to be heard.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge

"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"

by Quag Norris June 7, 2022

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022