fucking gutted

Fucking gutted: A time when you realise that your waistline has waived a little white flag and you've become a fat bastard.

Flaccid? I haven't seen mine without the aid of a stick and a mirror for decades...

It must be because I'm fucking gutted.

by Flaccidflower June 11, 2016

Gut Gutter

The exit of your human toilet system

I've got a massive one coming out of my gut gutter.

by Gutman123 September 5, 2023

gut banger

A thin man, who after a hearty meal with an unsuspecting female, develops a severe case of "dunlapped", which in turn, compels him to strip off her clothes, spin her around, and start nailing her vajayjay - doggy-style, all whilst leaning forward, with his "massive gut" rested upon her back (for support)... and tearing dat ass up!

Dunlapped - (big belly done lapped over one's belt)

Even though she couldn't cook worth a damn, I pretended to like it, just so I could gut banger (gut/bang/her).

by BluLouBoyle October 27, 2017

bust guts

To have intercourse with a women

I’m going to my girls house to bust guts

by Chill Bill 05 April 23, 2018

Gut Truffle

1. A solid piece of shit formed in a round shape to resemble a truffle.
2. A name to call someone instead of piece of shit.

Oh man that gut truffle was the size of a baseball!!
Eat a gut truffle, gut truffle!!!!
That guy is such a gut truffle!

by Elchay October 4, 2019

Tubby Guts

1. A nickname for a good friend.
2. Someone who eats excesseivly.
3. A person that has food on there mind all the time.

G'day tubby guts.
Look at that guy what a tubby guts.

by 405 Norwood June 26, 2005

Herr Gut

The big guy in charge up at Trinity Highschool. He’s a big man with a big plan. This guy right here is a german master. He runs the plains of the 46th dimension. Great guy honestly, top notch, leader, meat eater, late sleeper, big peeter, hot heater, bad cheater. Gn girl i’ll see you tomorrow, i’m sorry we couldn’t face time, woosh.

“Have you met Herr Gut yet?”
“Of course I have, who hasn’t?”
“You right. P0G:$”
OwO UwU

by xAybann March 27, 2021