grokerz

an annoying little kid that doesn't shut the fuck up.

Zack was being a total grokerz today.

by Jesus in a Bucket October 16, 2009

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 13, 2003

grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Gorked

To mess up, fall short, screw up an opportunity in the game of baseball or other sports.

Man, he really gorked that play

by Gorkys Hernandez August 23, 2017

Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011

goken

1.Almighty Ruler. He may be better than serith, but not nearly as great as Eclipse.
2. Ass-monkey.

Zomg. Eclipse is better than joo.

by Digital Eclispe February 28, 2005

goked

when a person is under the influence of marijuanna

man that guy is goked as hell

by gv920101 August 20, 2009