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Golden Screwdriver

Concealing upgraded functionality in an apparently lower-level product, which is then restored by a ridiculously simple action, such as opening up a panel and turning a screw.
In the heyday of the mainframe, hardware upgrades were installed ahead of time and deactivated. When the customer was finally up-sold on the improvements, a sales engineer simply crawled inside and did little more than turn a screw.
The reward/effort ratio was so high that this practice was called the Golden Screwdriver.

Certain software programs appear to be sold in different versions, but in reality, these functionality tiers are controlled by the serial number the user is given to enter during registration.
by desserteagle October 31, 2009
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gold slugs

Instead of natural white teeth he had gold slugs.
by Regal003 January 25, 2016
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golden retriever masc lesbian

a masculine lesbian who IS actually happy and smiles around the people who she loves. she will always be happy and optimistic. probably a hufflepuff and an enfp/estp. pls treat them well
person 1: “what do you call a happy masc lesbian who actually shows emotion?”

person 2: “oh, you mean a golden retriever masc lesbian!”
by rexistan March 1, 2022
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silence is golden

Silence is of great value.
some things are better left unsaid.
you don't need to speak about somethings just embrace the moment.
When a former love and i kissed again we didn't speak about it we just embraced the moment silence is golden.
by xpenusx April 21, 2008
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The Golden Goal

The greatest moment in Canadian history, or really, history in general. On February 28th, 2010 at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, Sidney Crosby scored the over-time winning goal against the United States Men's Hockey Team to win Team Canada the gold medal in Men's Hockey. That moment is known as The Golden Goal, since it was for the goal medal.

Jarome Iginla assisted Sidney Crosby by passing him the puck when he shouted "Iggy!"
I saw Crosby score The Golden Goal last Sunday; my life has new meaning.
by A proud Canadian. April 28, 2011
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Golden Dildo

the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
by the golden dildologist February 25, 2010
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Golden monk

Referring to one going a year without getting laid.

Half monk= 6months
Golden monk= 1 year.
'fcuk sake boys, i achieved my Golden Monk today'. One year without getting any.
by JohnnyBBB October 31, 2007
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