ripped gooch

When the place between your genitals and your bum hole rips.
Susanne ripped her gooch to ribbons when she squirted out her first born baby.
Ian ripped his gooch when taking the biggest black cock in Swindon. Good effort Ian - but remember to always stretch first!
When you try and hop over a fence and rip your gooch instead.

Ripped gooch!
by Jack238 December 12, 2013
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Gooch-a-roo

The act of pressing ones gooch in the area between ones nose and mouth; thus giving them a wiff of ass and a taste of balls.
Boy1- Hey, were you playing COD last night?

Boy2- Ya! I totally gave some douchebag the gooch-a-roo!
by zachareeno June 24, 2010
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Gooch Slide

The Gooch Slide consists of the process on fingering either a lady friend or ones self then proceeding to rub along the gooch to the anal area and continuing with a similar action.
Chinese Lady 1: Damn, me so horny, me need new ways of pleasure.

Lady 2: Why don't you try the Gooch slide
by Timmac March 14, 2011
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Gooch grass

The hair on the space between or on your balls, and your butt hole, usually very irritating, and will often cause discomfort.
Dude, my gooch grass has been KILLING me all day today!" "Yeah dog, i ripped a bunch of grass out earlier today!
by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010
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gooch grab

When one grabs the gooch, aka the taint of male. Taint referring to the are between one's ass and balls.
Dude, I swear to Christ that i'll gooch grab you if you do that again.
by Jordan Reindl March 02, 2008
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Side-Gooch

Just as the gooch is the area between the balls and the sphinc, the side-gooch is the area between the balls and the legs.
by Smegster. November 11, 2010
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gooch mongol

Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.
In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol.
by skidodude January 28, 2005
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