Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.

When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school

by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 6, 2016

Giraffe

A fucking animal, you dirty minded perverts.

My mum works at a zoo, and her favourite animal there is Gerry The Giraffe.

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021

this is a giraffe

another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid

officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"

by Aqxer June 24, 2021

Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn

"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'

by wendlynfae August 6, 2018

hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018