M1 Garand

The M1 Garand is a .30 caliber semi-automatic killing machine that the mother fucking U.S of A designed and built for killing Germans, then Koreans, and even the Vietcong. The rifle had an eight round capacity in a little clip that pings when its ejected. Great for killing eight guys, bad for when you run out, because every little rat bastard knows you ran dry. The damn thing was tough as all hell and even if you were out of ammo you could just club the guy to death. Or stick the guy wth the bayonet on the end, your pick really.

"Mr president we need a new weapon."
Prez; " ok, first I want it to shoot a shitload of bullets, no bolt, just when you pull the trigger. Second I want it to have a badass name a real GRAND name."
"M1 Garand sir?"
Prez; "perfect."

by mynameisping February 9, 2018

Alex Galante

A gay Italian boy attracted to a boy named Gabriel Ortiz.

Alex Galante Is Big Gay

by JaidenBennermon17 June 6, 2018

Evan Galant

This man actually has every damn female In harco and is hella fake because he dont even share any.

That man Evan Galant always got the girls

by Max Coldfed October 28, 2020

Vatsal Gabani

Cute,innocent,a good listener,
The one who will understand,..but a bit lazy...and easily influenced by everyone.

Hey vatsal gabani

by Beeday November 23, 2021

john gabanna

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

Eve "minecraft" Galano

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.

person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?

person 2: i have 500.

me: soy face

by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024

Thaare baap ri gond/gaand !

It is used when someone tells you something and you know or think that they are either having fun, teasing, lying , making you angry or talking unreal. It's used in informal settings, like, between or among friends. It's used when you get little angry , you don't believe or something.

My friend : The prices of the shares ,you bought last week , have increased by 58%.

Me : Thaare baap ri gond/gaand !
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by Aaksmik March 23, 2024