Eskimo Grandpa

If an elder fucks the mother of a daughter you fucked he is your Eskimo grandpa.

My friend's dad fucked the mom of a girl I fucked so he is my Eskimo grandpa

by Big papa Fritchy March 1, 2017

Grandpa Lore

Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.

One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.

Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.

by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.

When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.

by TheHolyHandGrenade February 25, 2023