You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

You got that.

When someone doesn’t really know or agree with someone else’s decision or statement. Then you hit them with the, “ you got that.”

Also another way to say that’s your problem.

Example 1:
*running a scav mission in Tarkov*
P1: “Lets get to extraction.”
P2: *let me just loot this body real quick.”
P1: “Alright bro, you got that.” * proceeds to leave
P2: * gets domed by a sniper.”

Example 2:
Your girl or guy explaining something you’re either not paying attention to or you just don’t understand.

P1: … “you get what I mean.”
P2: “Yo, you got that.”

Example 3:
P1: “help me move the body?”
P2: “yeah, you got that.”

by xxxChickenPopxxx January 15, 2022

You Got Trolled

Follow me now guys. 😎

Person 1: Secret?
Me: No, Follow Me. You Got Trolled.

by DefintionsBySecretMan April 17, 2021

you got burrowed

when an NFL football team and its idiot fans (they know who they are) get their hearts ripped out by the young assassin Bengals #9

lol. Don't cry Ravens fan, you thought you had a chance to win, but instead you got burrowed

by Nati47 April 21, 2022

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

you got marved

An action resulting in a humiliation for being stupid.

You got marved

by Darker night 23 March 9, 2021