Gettin’ Schwifty

Getting really fast in (specifically) a Ford Escape.

*You see a Ford Escape getting real fast, real quick*

Hey, he’s Gettin’ Schwifty!

by FMGstudios February 16, 2024

Gettin’ Bedarded

Taking down a handful of creamy pints to the point of inebriation while watching Connor Bedard and the Chicago Blackhawks try to win a hockey game.

“Hey man, we’re going to the pub to watch the Blackhawks v. Red Wings game. We’re gonna be gettin’ Bedarded”

by Philly Mickson October 6, 2025

Gettin' Joshua'd

Seen in sparring, when one person only moves back and forth in a linear fashion while leaning as they punch to smack the ever-loving shite out of some poor young fella.

An example of gettin' Joshua'd

"Josh, JOSH, DON'T JUST MOVE BACK AND FORTH YOU FUCKER!"

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025