gert

newly forming eyebrows

i had by eybrows waxed but a weet later i had gerts

by Joe Summers February 3, 2003

geroy

A futuristic word for gay.
The new gay.

He just squeezed my knee. What a geroy.

by officer geroy May 13, 2005

gertjan

A crappy car that has been payd for much too much. U have reason to call a car a gertjan when within a month, the sell price of the car is half the amount of whats paid for it.

Damn i really regret buying this old police car, its such a gertjan. =(

by bombaclap March 7, 2008

Gert

A grenade, especially one used in a video game

Damn... son, I just got gerted!

by Crapshooter August 5, 2003

gerrymandering

A term old teachers use to tell you shut up and sit down

QUIT ALL THAT GERRYMANDERING

by M-Mamma October 21, 2011

Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them

Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Jami Gertz

One hot milf.

Tyler:Did you see Jami Gertz on Still Standing yesterday?

Greg:I'd bone the shit out of her.

by Bubba Bob 69 March 30, 2009