Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022

fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 February 20, 2018

pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.

Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")

by mastergeemoe November 6, 2015

cant fix stupid

Cant fix stupid means exactly what it says. You can not fix stupid people.

Hey there did you see what he just did you cant fix stupid .

by Tammy Lou Lou November 22, 2020

Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

by Farting June 6, 2021

skin fix

Skin Fix is when you need to touch someone's skin... almost like a drug.

Her: Babe... I need a Skin Fix...
Him: Here, have my back.
Her: *Rubbing his back*

by Dr. Frank009 April 2, 2019

bass fix

When one new school artist takes an old school song and adds a different beat with an excessive amount of bass to it. Most people will never hear the original song that was so perfect, then got slaughtered by the new school artist.

For example Gold Digger by Kanye West originally by Ray Charles.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Kanye West's new song "Gold Digger"?"

Person 2: "Yeah it's crap, he just gave Ray Charles's "I've Got A Women" a bass fix."

by Miss Behavior October 8, 2013