The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.

The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018

find your shoosh

To look for quiet

or

A word that our science teacher used to say when he wanted us to be quite.

Jackie was talking and Mr. Rennoc said Jackie find your shoosh.

by Slickadelllaphante November 6, 2009

Frank find

Term used when the talmudic word you are looking for in the Frank Dictionary references the piece of Gemara you are learning.

I JUST GOT A FRANK FIND LETS GOOOOOOO

by Easyk100 January 24, 2021

Let me find out

An expression of disbelief. Most commonly used when learning something shocking or surprising. Another way to say "I didn't know that" or "No way! "

Mom: "Will you order me a bean burrito at Taco Bell?"
Me: "Let me find out you like bean burritos!"

Friend: "My sister just won the lottery!"
Me: "Seriously? Let me find out!"

by Lucky B March 27, 2024

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Angry Finding

Angry Finding is when you stalk your ex-girlfriends tiktok, just to find her talking shit about you.

I had an angry Finding earlier when my fat ex girlfriend Caitlyn told people I cheated on her.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

Find the Map

When his dick is so small you have to ask for help to see it

Jesus Christ can you find the map?

by TheRealJoseph_Stalin January 10, 2017